Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...