Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting…
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting….she says “I’m breaking up with you.” “Why??”...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....