Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...