The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Military traditions
|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.