How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...