A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
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How do you spot a modern spider?
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What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
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Oval office
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Hamsterdam!
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My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Granny and the Cop.
An elderly couple were driving across the country.The woman was driving when she got...
I’m going to a lecture
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What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
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