A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
If Men were made by Kodak!
Wouldn’t it be great if men were made by Kodak!They would automatically shut off...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...