Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Blowing Bubbles
Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
Computer use of a blonde!
How can you tell if a blonde has been using a computer?The joystick is...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...