A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...