Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Monthly Horoscopes – JG Style!
ARIESYou are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered,...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...