Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...