What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Taste It
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...