The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian….
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...