The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Worst Analagies Written By High Schoolers
Worst Analagies Written By High SchoolersHe spoke with the wisdom that can only come...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...