Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Who exactly are we kidding?
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Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
The workers prayer!
For those of you who may need it…A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the...
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium…
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
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How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
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Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...