Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
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What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
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Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
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Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!