New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying…
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...