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Mexican Funeral
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On Jeopardy
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How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
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There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
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