Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Dumb Blonde Test
Ask the following to a Blonde to see if she is a DUMB BLONDE...
Some horse-play
The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden…
50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden… Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...