Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...