Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Cajun Virgin
In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
How do men exercise at the beach?
How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...