What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Bowling for Blondes!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...