Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...