Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Deodorants
Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...