Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Food fight in a store
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Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...