Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Selling the Wife
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon…
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he...