Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Happy Happy
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.