He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!
Murphy’s nartial laws
|Murphy’s Laws of Martial Arts Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of...