Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...