Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...