Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Technical Night Before Christmas
Technical Night Before Christmas ‘Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.