New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
Two Elderly Ladies
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No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
This tells me that I must be drunk
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The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
I flattened your cat
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EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...