spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.