Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Doing the right thing
Son : Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!