The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
8 things women won’t say
8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...