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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
|Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...