Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Texan farmer travels
|A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...