What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.