Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
1…Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.2…If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...