Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...