George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...