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Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
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On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having…
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When does a person decide to become an accountant?
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What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
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A Childs’ Perspective!
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Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
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Shouting during sex.
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