A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
New Antibiotic
At a major medical convention, a noted internist arises to announce that he has...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...