Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Two roaches having a discussion
|Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion...
Software Demo
Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User’s Group meeting, a company was...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...