Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Chain Letter Type III
Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897....