You Know You’re in New York City When…
You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?When it occurs between “hello” and “what’s your...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...