Old Sailor
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Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
Hints he’s a bad Chiropractor
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Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
How to Hunt Elephants — VP Style
How to Hunt Elephants — VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.