Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Who’s Child?
James and Beverly Jenkins had been married for twelve years when they mutually agreed...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...