Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...