You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Lone Ranger
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...