The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...